Farting Survey Results
I Gotta Rip One!
Questions in this category focus on the basic characteristics of a fart.
Men fart an average of 14 times (or between 13 and 15 times) per day. 50% of the men surveyed fart between 5 and 15 times per day.
Obviously home is the most common place men allow themselves to fart, however, a large proportion also fart in public, at work, and around friends and family. Only one-third of men surveyed allow themselves to fart at school or in front of women. Half of the men surveyed allow themselves to fart in front of their mate.
Three out of every four men surveyed admit that they have blamed other people for their farts.
Half of men surveyed believe that they fart enough. One quarter of men think they do not fart enough, or fart too much.
When men were asked to describe their farts, we separated the results as if two different questions had been asked.
When men were asked to describe their farts, most men (80%) chose a response indicating that their farts stink. Only 20% describe their farts as odorless (but we know better :-)). Most men believe that their farts stink depending on what they eat. Virtually no men believe that their farts never stink. One quarter of all men believe that their farts always stink.
Unlike odor, men's responses regarding the loudness of their farts varied. About half of the men surveyed chose a response indicating that their farts are loud, about a third indicated that one can hear their farts, but they are not loud (audible), and only 21% indicated that their farts are silent.
The most frequent response was that a man's friends would laugh if he farted. The next most common answers were that a man's friends would compete with him, cheer him on, or shout at him. The chart on the right shows that most men's friends would react positively if he farted around them, about one fourth said that his friends would unfortunately react negatively (he needs new friends!). A small 6% of men chose a response that indicates no reaction.
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