Farting Survey

Farting Survey

Please fill out this survey. We are interested in learning about how people feel about farting. Whether you think that farts are disgusting or not, we would like to hear from you! Be honest, remember, we don't know who you are so don't be embarrassed!

Sex: Male Female

Age

The state where you live (if in US) or country.

Occupation (Optional/demographic purposes)

Marital status

Choose the option that best matches your ethnic background. Look at all before choosing.

Email Address (optional: if you would like to be notified when the results become available, please give us your email address):

Weight (optional, but helpful.) Pounds Kilograms Stone

Do you like to fart? Yes I don't "like" it, but I don't mind it. No

About how many times per day do you usually fart (average)?

In what social situations do you allow yourself to fart? At Home              At Work          at School          around friends
                                                                                  in a friend's home in a car             around family
                                                                                  around the opposite sex                around girl/boyfriend/spouse
                                                                                  in public

Do you like the smell of your farts? Yes No

Do you like the smell of other peoples' farts? Yes No

Whose farts are better? My own Someone else's

Ever blame someone else for your farts? Yes No

If a friend or family member farted around you, how would YOU react?	I would laugh I would shout "Eww!" or "Yuck!" I would comment on the fart. I would cover my nose. I would do nothing. I would try to compete. Other
If a complete stranger farted around you, how would you react?	I would laugh I would be disgusted. I would say something to the person. I would walk away. I would do nothing. I would pretend nothing happened. Other
Do you have a reputation for your farts? (among Friends, coworkers, etc.)	Yes No
My farts stink...	Always Usually Sometimes Only when I need to go to the bathroom. Never
My farts are best described as...	Loud and Stinky Audible and Stinky Silent but Deadly Loud but Odorless Audible and Odorless Silent and Odorless
Are you ever embarrassed when you fart?	Yes Only when in public. No, it doesn't bother me. No, I like it.
Which of the following situations would be most embarrassing to you when with friends?	Trying to fart, and not being able to Farting loudly. Farting a very rancid one. Burning yourself when trying to light a fart. Extinguishing the flame when trying to light a fart. Ripping farts that don’t stink. Pooping yourself while trying to fart.

Who do you think farts more? Guys Girls

I.... Don't fart enough Fart enough Fart too much

What do your farts smell like most often?

When I get the urge to fart, and I am in public, I...

When I get the urge to fart, and I am around friends/family, I...

Which food gives you the most gas?

What part of a fart do you find most humorous? The stink Sound Flammability

Have you ever been in a farting contest (with friends etc.)? Yes No

If so, did you win? Yes No

Do your farts ever leave skid marks in your underwear?
Yes, always Yes, sometimes. Yes, once or twice. No

Have you ever pooped your pants from farting or from trying to fart? Yes No

If so, has this happened within the past year or two? Yes No

Farting is...	cool dangerous disgusting fun funny lame manly nothing
When you were growing up, who was known for having the worst farts?	an uncle aunt cousin Dad grandparent Mom older brother younger brother older sister younger sister me Other
Was the word "fart" used freely in your family when you were growing up?	Yes No, we had to refer to them by pet names or proper words. No, we were not allowed to refer to farts.
If you were in a group with your good friends and you farted, what would your friends do?	cheer me on cover their noses in disgust ditch me laugh punch me shout "EWWW!" they would be surprised they would pretend it didn't happen they wouldn't do anything. try to compete with me
Can you fart on command?	Yes No, but I know someone that can. No, and I don't know anyone that can do that. I've never heard of that.
If you were in a farting contest, how well do you think you would do?	I would probably win. I would probably be somewhere near 1^st. I would do OK. I would probably lose.
Do you believe that farts can ignite?	Yes No
Have you ever been tempted to light your farts?	Yes, and I already have! Yes, but I have never actually tried it. I have tried, but it didn't ignite. No
If you have lit a fart, what color was the flame?
How old were you the last time you lit one of your farts?
Did you get burned?	Yes Just singed my hair. Just my pants. No
Have you ever been tempted to light somebody else's farts?	Yes, and I already have! Yes, but I never did it. Heck no!
Whose fart did you light, or whose fart were you tempted to light (friend, brother etc)?
Have you ever seen somebody in real life light a fart? (not in a movie or on TV and not yourself).	Yes No
Who did you see light a fart?
Has anybody ever farted in your face or on your head as a joke or a form of torture?	Yes No
If so, who did it to you?
Have you ever farted in somebody's face or on somebody's head as a joke of a form of torture?	Yes No
If so, who did you fart on?
When you were little, did you like to fart in the bathtub/pool to make bubbles?	Yes No
If you are currently or have been in a relationship, have you ever farted in bed and trapped your partner under the sheets? (Called the "Dutch oven")	Yes No
If you are in a relationship, or have been in a relationship, about how long did you wait before farting in front of your partner?

Rate your farts on a scale of 1 to 10 in the following characteristics...
	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10
Stink (1-None, 10-Deadly)
Sound (1-Silent, 10-Sonic Boom)
Volume of Gas Emitted (1-Little, 10-A lot)
Length (1-Short Pop, 10-Long)
Density (1-Short Life, 10-Hours of Torture)
Flammability (1-None, 10-Flamethrower).

How do you think your farts compare to other peoples' farts in the following characteristics...
	Below Average	Average	Above Average
Stink
Sound
Flammability
Frequency
Volume of Gas Emitted

If you could change one thing about your farts, what would it be?

When do you fart the most (check all that apply)? In the morning. At night. While sleeping.
After I eat. When I need to go to the bathroom.

What other words or phrases do you use to refer to farts, farting etc? (optional)

Describe your most embarrassing, or funny fart moment (optional):

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